Wait...what? Is this real life? Is the internet broken? Have hackers attacked my beloved Zoomin? Do unicorns really toot rainbows and, if they do, where do leprechauns put their pot of gold?
Valid questions, to be sure. We are here to help. The simple truth is that unicorns don't exist, so naturally they can't toot rainbows. Thankfully this fact serves another purpose by clearing up the stellar reputation of the leprechaun.
You. Are. Welcome.
But seriously, Zoomin Market has closed our location in scenic Olathe, Kansas. But before you get the shakes and curl up in the corner, all is not lost. Matt and John have a little something up their sleeves. Stay tuned to our Facebook page for updates!
Most importantly, we want to give you a big shout out of praise and a heaping helping of love for all that you have meant to us. We did not start Zoomin to sell groceries. We did it for one reason - to change lives. Ours, yours, and the community around us. For more than two years, you have put the wind in our sails with encouragement, stories, and laughter that made our cheeks hurt. For more than two years, you have helped us craft a narrative that we plan to reinvent. A simple "thank you" hardly seems like enough.
In the meantime, should you have questions, comments, or just want to vent while you're in the checkout line at your local megastore, please shoot us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org or send us a message on social media.
See you soon!